I’ve just come across the following from a sporadic diary entry last year. I work in IT, and one of our users requested a new Nokia phone to replace her Blackberry. She shall remain nameless:
Just took ******** ***** her new Nokia.
“Ah, good, I really hate the Blackberry. I just don’t like it at all. It’s useless.”
“Oh, er, why?” I asked.
“Because when it’s switched off you can’t make phone calls.”
“And when it’s switched on it keeps getting emails.”
Me: “Ah. Yes. Hmm. I see. OK.”
(leaves office, shaking head)